What pre-1985 video game character are you?
I am Mr Do.
I am sedentary by nature, enjoying passive entertainment, eating when the mood takes me, and playing with my food. I try to avoid conflict, but when I’m angered, I can be a devil – if you force me to fight, I will crush you. With apples.
I’d like to think I was Mr Do (purely from a character point of view), but I was a Gauntlet Adventurer. Ah well.