The current 7-day forecast for Melbourne:
Friday 30 August Max 20 Shower or two.
Saturday 31 August Min 12 Max 23 Sunny.
Sunday 1 September Min 15 Max 25 Partly cloudy.
Monday 2 September Min 12 Max 23 Partly cloudy.
Tuesday 3 September Min 11 Max 25 Partly cloudy.
Wednesday 4 September Min 16 Max 26 Shower or two developing.
Thursday 5 September Min 16 Max 20 Shower or two.
I declare summer whenever there’s going to be 7 consecutive days in a row above 19 degrees. Previously, the earliest Summer has started was mid-September, but typically it’s been moving forward from October or November.
Remember we’ve got an election coming up in a week’s time, and that’s your opportunity to repeal the carbon tax. Which we need to do, to keep lovely balmy weather happening in winter-time and to keep the cost-of-living down. Remember: carbon-dioxide is food for plants, and as such good for the environment, which is made out of plants. That’s just science.
I declare summer whenever there’s going to be 7 consecutive days in a row above 19 degrees. And as such:
Friday Max 22 Shower or two.
17/09/11 Min 10 Max 25 Shower or two developing.
18/09/11 Min 12 Max 21 Sunny.
19/09/11 Min 11 Max 27 Showers developing. Windy.
20/09/11 Min 12 Max 20 Shower or two.
21/09/11 Min 13 Max 22 Morning shower or two.
22/09/11 Min 12 Max 24 Mostly sunny.
It’s a good thing that global warming is a beat up by the greens, a front for communist interests trying to take control of our lives and introduce excessive and unneeded regulation – or else I might be worried.
I have a algorithm for detecting summer. Seven consecutive days in a row with a temperature of or above 20 degrees Celsius. I give you Summer, from the Bureau’s seven day forecast for Melbourne:
Forecast for Monday Max 20I should also point out that I consider there to be two seasons in Melbourne: Nice-but-hot (summer-ish) and a-bit-iffy (winter-ish).
Forecast for Tuesday Min 8 Max 24
Forecast for Wednesday Min 10 Max 25
Forecast for Thursday Min 12 Max 28
Forecast for Friday Min 16 Max 29
Forecast for Saturday Min 18 Max 28
Forecast for Sunday Min 16 Max 26
I have a algorithm for detecting summer. Seven consecutive days in a row with a temperature of or above 20 degrees Celsius. I give you Summer, from the Bureau's seven day forecast for Melbourne:
Thursday Fine. Min 6 Max 21
Friday Mainly fine. Min 12 Max 25
Saturday Fine. Min 12 Max 30
Sunday Shower or two. Min 15 Max 22
Monday Fine. Min 10 Max 23
Tuesday Fine. Min 12 Max 28
I swear, this gets earlier and earlier each year.