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Tue 2006-05-02

To succeed, movies must be short and suck arse

Filed under: — josh @ 09:09

Edward Jay Epstein explains that The thirsty moviegoer fuels the movie business.

There’s an economic imperiative to make the salty popcorn, and movies short with action which avoids gripping plotlines - and it’s driven by the theatre’s concession stand. Coke calls the shots in the film industry.

This explains it all. It’s not about the razors, it’s about the blades.

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4 Responses to “To succeed, movies must be short and suck arse”

  1. glen Says:

    So how does anyone explain King Kong? I guess 50% isn’t bad.

  2. josh Says:

    Simple: the industry determined King Kong wasn’t a success. Not enough people saw it, so not enough softdrink was sold.

  3. glen Says:

    No, I meant how did anyone decide it was a good idea to make it?? It wasn’t short, but it did suck. They must have figured that 50% of the criteria above was acceptable.

  4. josh Says:

    No one sets out to make a bad movie. And after you’ve spent USD$207 millon on a bad movie, cognitive dissonance sets in.

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